I'm an elephant. A thoughtful elephant. I look sullen, but secretly I'm very kind. Will you put me on display? Please. I'm made of beautiful birch plywood, I'm quite large, and I can hold up.
But I like to be in the company of children and the other wooden animals in our zoo. Because it's the only time we can get a good run in with the kids. Playing is a joy for us and we are very easy to train. Moreover, we don't hurt anyone, we are toys after all - even if almost life-like. Let's play together.